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- February 2 -
Fecal Fairy Tales
Publishing venture. Classic fairy tales rewritten to keep kids interested by pandering to the childhood love of potty humor. Story text also supplemented to emphasize a pro-potty-training moral.
Launch titles include:
Little Red Riding Pooed
Three Little Logs
Goldiplops
Cinderrhea
Seeping Booty
The Princess and the Poo
Snow White and the Seven Flushes
Poops in Boots
The Goose That Laid the Brown Eggs
Peter and the Toilet
The Ugly Dungling
Rapoonzel
Hansel & Two-ply
Jack and the Brownstalk
The Pied Pooper
Stone Poop
Rumplestipation
Stories narrated by “Prince Charmin”.
- May 13 -
poopetry.tumblr.com
A blog devoted solely to alterations of classic poetry to include a lot more of the word “poop” and scatalogical references in general. Setting aside the rights issues involved, would be a gimme as a page-a-day calendar in the long run.
For example, with half-hearted apologies to William Carlos Williams:
I have eaten
the poops
that were in
the toilet
and which
you were probably
saving
for flushing
Forgive me
they were delicious
so brown
and so firm
UPDATE:
Fuck it, this one is happening. Go follow Poopetry, I dare you.
5 notes link- April 15 -
Automatic Madlibs
A web app or greasemonkey script that uses natural language processing to turn any webpage into a madlib.
Using a collection of syntactic-analysis heuristics, Automatic Madlibs parses the content of a given url, identifies specific parts of speech, and replaces words with their category prompts, prompting the user to enter nouns and verbs and adjectives and so forth to rewrite the webpage.
So far example:
Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.…becomes…
[greeting] to Wikipedia, the [adjective] [noun] that anyone can [verb].
…becomes…
Holla back to Wikipedia, the fugly porcupine that anyone can poop. 5 notes link
- March 25 -
Sparkle Motion
Non-toxic, digestive-track-safe sparkles that you can sprinkle on your food in order to have shiny bowel movements, if you’re the sort of person who likes to check on the kids after you drop them off at the pool.
Basically it’s pretty much just Blingee for your poop.
1 note link- March 19 -
Captain’s Log
A Star Trek-themed iPhone app that lets you use a Tricorder-style interface to keep track of when you take a crap.
Alternate name: *Date
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