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- February 2 -

Fecal Fairy Tales

Publishing venture.  Classic fairy tales rewritten to keep kids interested by pandering to the childhood love of potty humor.  Story text also supplemented to emphasize a pro-potty-training moral.

Launch titles include:

Little Red Riding Pooed

Three Little Logs



Seeping Booty

The Princess and the Poo

Snow White and the Seven Flushes

Poops in Boots

The Goose That Laid the Brown Eggs

Peter and the Toilet

The Ugly Dungling

Hansel & Two-ply

Jack and the Brownstalk

The Pied Pooper

Stone Poop


Stories narrated by “Prince Charmin”.

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