ThinkStank

I'm Josh Millard, and these are my bad ideas. Some of them even get a DIDIT tag. If you decide to do one, let me know!

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- January 17 -

Cookbook by known Dude associate.  Dedication is to “Donny, who like so many young men of his generation died before his time.”

Cookbook by known Dude associate.  Dedication is to “Donny, who like so many young men of his generation died before his time.”

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- February 2 -

Fecal Fairy Tales

Publishing venture.  Classic fairy tales rewritten to keep kids interested by pandering to the childhood love of potty humor.  Story text also supplemented to emphasize a pro-potty-training moral.

Launch titles include:

Little Red Riding Pooed

Three Little Logs

Goldiplops

Cinderrhea

Seeping Booty

The Princess and the Poo

Snow White and the Seven Flushes

Poops in Boots

The Goose That Laid the Brown Eggs

Peter and the Toilet

The Ugly Dungling
Rapoonzel

Hansel & Two-ply

Jack and the Brownstalk

The Pied Pooper

Stone Poop

Rumplestipation

Stories narrated by “Prince Charmin”.

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- December 14 -

National Novel Plagiarism Month

Remix culture variation on the traditional National Novel Writing Month: you have one month to rewrite, from memory and without any references, a novel that you have previously read.

UPDATE 12/14/11: RYAN NORTH I AM GIVING YOU A DIRTY LOOK RIGHT NOW

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- April 5 -

Necromancy Drew

Youth lit franchise for the Harry Potter set. 

Mancy, along with her best friends Sorceress Marvin and Georgia “George” Pain, use their amateur detective skills and the unholy forces of dark magic to render themselves and all those they care for undying and all-powerful, whatever the horrifying consequences; and also to solve mysteries.

Titles include “The Secret of the Eldritch Clock”, “Mystery at Satan’s Inn”, “The Hidden Glimpse Into The Maddening Vortex Of Infinity”, “The Clue in the Raised Corpse”, etc.

Illustrations by Kate Beaton, if there is any justice in this world.

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