Cookbook by known Dude associate. Dedication is to “Donny, who like so many young men of his generation died before his time.”
Publishing venture. Classic fairy tales rewritten to keep kids interested by pandering to the childhood love of potty humor. Story text also supplemented to emphasize a pro-potty-training moral.
Launch titles include:
Little Red Riding Pooed
Three Little Logs
The Princess and the Poo
Snow White and the Seven Flushes
Poops in Boots
The Goose That Laid the Brown Eggs
Peter and the Toilet
The Ugly Dungling
Hansel & Two-ply
Jack and the Brownstalk
The Pied Pooper
Stories narrated by “Prince Charmin”.
Remix culture variation on the traditional National Novel Writing Month: you have one month to rewrite, from memory and without any references, a novel that you have previously read.
UPDATE 12/14/11: RYAN NORTH I AM GIVING YOU A DIRTY LOOK RIGHT NOW9 notes link >
Youth lit franchise for the Harry Potter set.
Mancy, along with her best friends Sorceress Marvin and Georgia “George” Pain, use their amateur detective skills and the unholy forces of dark magic to render themselves and all those they care for undying and all-powerful, whatever the horrifying consequences; and also to solve mysteries.
Titles include “The Secret of the Eldritch Clock”, “Mystery at Satan’s Inn”, “The Hidden Glimpse Into The Maddening Vortex Of Infinity”, “The Clue in the Raised Corpse”, etc.
Illustrations by Kate Beaton, if there is any justice in this world.4 notes link >