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- July 11 -

Actual Horses, the restaurant

A family-friendly American dining restaurant franchise, with a gimmick: the restaurant contains actual horses.

Have a hamburger and a milkshake and also there’s an actual horse there!

Want an onion popper appetizer?  No problem; also, an actual horse is standing nearby!

It’s your birthday?  They’ll bring you out a cupcake with a candle in it, and also a waiter will put peanut butter on an actual horse’s gums so that it tries to lick it off and looks like its talking, and then someone will stand behind the horse and sing happy birthday and it’ll be like the horse is singing happy birthday to you for at least as long as the peanut butter lasts.

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