ThinkStank

- May 5 -

Dating Site Profile Glossary

Mean-spirited blog purporting to be a helpful explanatory glossary of terms and phrases used in dating site profiles. 

Each entry would highlight some word or phrase known to appear in a dating writeup on e.g. OKcupid, but with each explanation actually being some variation on the same terse and unflattering translation.

Examples:

“What does it mean when someone says they’re ‘down to earth’?”

- Ugly.

“They’re ‘unconventional’?  What should I expect?”

- Fugly.

“They say they’re an ‘old soul’.  Huh?”

- Uggo.  Fugster.  Wear opaque sunglasses.