ThinkStank
- December 8 -
Monogrammed mustaches
Ironic bougie hipster facial hair styling option: a nice pair of calligraphic initials poised the side of one’s upper lip.
Could be accomplished a few different ways:
1. Dyeing/bleaching monogram into existing facial hair.
2. Using holding product and some sort of crimping process to rearrange existing facial hair to bear an imprinted monogram as positive and negative space in the mustache.
3. Taking lock of head hair and pressing/fixing it into a bit of sturdy monogram hair art plaque; cutting “shelf” into mustache to accommodate plaque; using a few mustache hairs to tie plaque into place on shelf. More work but probably the most stable long-term solution.
4. Fake plastic monogrammed mustache to wear with fake Groucho-style nose-and-glasses-and-eyebrows glasses, except the mustache isn’t attached to rest so you can whip off the glasses with a flourish and produce double takes.
5. Body mod special: shave existing mustache, use a soldering iron to brand monogram into actual upper lip, let hair grow back in all the places that you haven’t permanently destroyed your hair follicles.
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